Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What fish sings the best?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?