Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do fairies always drink?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?