Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?