What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call octopus twins?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?