What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?