What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Short ribs.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?