Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How does the sun listen to music?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How are mountains able to see?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the loudest Christmas song?