Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a tuna's favorite game?