Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?