How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?