Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you grill cheese?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What fish sings the best?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the horse so happy?