What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?