What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?