What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where does breakfast live?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
How is life like toilet paper?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?