What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?