Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?