Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?