Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the frog starve?
What is a spider's favorite book?