Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How long will dinner be?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?