Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
At net-working events.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What dogs are always lying to you?