Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?