Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which animal should never work for the government?