Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How did the tree get lost?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is the emptiest holiday?