Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did groundhogs get their name?