How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?