What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How did the toad die?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?