How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What kind of bird can write?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do cats give such great massages?