What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do bees get to school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?