What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?