What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the cat so small?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?