What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the politest month?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which computer won the talent show?