Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a sad latte?