Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What is the color of the wind?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Who invented fractions?
When do mice play every day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?