Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?