Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do bees chew?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the math book sad?
What nationality are most fish?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?