Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
It's cheaper than flying to the tropics.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What are you studying in math?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?