What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are all priests fit?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do ducks get after they eat?