What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
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What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?