Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?