What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do elves learn in school?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How did the tree feel in spring?
A book just fell on my head.
Where does laundry go to college?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do moms make good vintners?