Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?