Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?