What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?