Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?