What money do cats use to go shopping?
Kitty cash!
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?