What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What animal has the most fun?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the person sit on the clock?