What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the opposite of irony?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?