What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?