How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What animal has the most fun?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?