What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?