How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
By using pup-pets!
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do you grill cheese?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?