What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a tired tree?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What dish does only a baseball player use?