What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do golfers drink on the green?