How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?