What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
A nickelback.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?