What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What type of pasta helps you relax?