Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?