Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?