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Frankincense.
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What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are trees always so positive?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
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