Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which family member is always relieved?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's the most athletic footwear?