What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?